Hello, I am Topher.


You don’t have to. The adult industry and internet are both FULL of sex educators and sexperts. It’s about finding the right advice for you, the tone you can identify with, and the steps that you genuinely want to follow. Am I the right one for you? Only time will tell. I care about people getting pleasure. That’s why I do what I do.

I am a 31-year-old ‘Sexpert’ (whatever-that-means), Sex Educator, the ‘Male Sex Toy Tester‘, Public Relations Executive, Writer, and Curvy Blonde from Eltham. I’ve worked in the adult industry for over a decade. It’s my job to know what feels good, the human body’s pleasure zones, what product(s) to use, and how to use them. I can assist you with sex, sexual relationship issues, sex toys, and sexual confidence.

It all began for me in the old-school sex shops of Soho, where I was taken under the wing of adult workers and learned the trade inside-out. I learned my skills from the ground up, talking face-to-face with customers, brands, experts, escorts, and pro-doms. I don’t judge, am hardly ever phased and I genuinely care about people enjoying their bodies. My work is not patronising, it’s real. I cover the nitty-gritty and the realities of sex.

Now, a decade later, I know toys and I know sex.

If you want to know the full story of how I ended up in this industry, you can read all about it here, here, and here. There’s more coming.


Bathmate Sex Toys Testimonial:

Topher’s understanding of the adult toy industry is unrivalled – You’ll struggle to find anyone outside of our company that knows as much about our products as he does – We consider Topher as not only a business associate but also as a friend, mainly due to his openness and willingness to help others. From reviews, to advice and education Topher should be your go to guy.” 

Nexus Sex Toys Testimonal:

“Topher has always been a great advocate of Nexus, giving honest reviews as well as invaluable new product design input. He is always enthusiastic yet objective which when combined with his expertise makes him the perfect sexpert to partner with.”

DOXY Sex Toys Testimonial:

“Topher is our “go to” for sex toy product testing and advice, especially for anything anal related! The British adult industry is fortunate to have experienced passionate people like Topher who generously shares his enthusiasm for his subject.”

BOYZ Magazine Testimonial:

“Dealing with Topher is always a pleasure for us at Boyz. His knowledge and enthusiasm place him at the beating heart of not only the gay adult retail industry, but of the LGBT+ community too. He’s a fantastic ambassador for Clonezone and the whole industry, he’s creative and smart and we love him.”

Dale Bradford, Editor of ETO (Erotic Trade Only) Magazine Testimonial:

“Since he has been writing for ETO, I have been impressed with Topher’s passion for, and extensive knowledge of, the industry. He is not afraid to be opinionated and his articles are packed with personality.”

Pitstop PLUS / METRO Charity Testimonial:

“Topher has been hugely supportive of getting Gay & Bisexual Men and Trans people to test regularly for STI’s through our pitstopplus.org service. Pitstop PLUS provides free condoms, lube & free STI home testing kits to people living in the boroughs of Greenwich, Bexley and Medway. Topher has consistently encouraged people to use our free services and promoted condom use and regular testing. Thank you Topher for all your help.”